August 4, 2003 04:22 PM

Tom Strong is a REAL superhero. You can tell by his hyperbolic metaphors. For example, reflecting on an old Nazi dominatrix foe:

"Ingrid Weiss . . . as vile and as insidiously glamorous as Fascism itself."

His wife and daughter are a little more direct:

"Little woman, tell me where my husband is, or I shall tear out your WOMB."

"Uhh . . . Mom, really, you don't need to do that."

Good times. Check out Tom Strong.

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