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July 9, 2003 06:12 PM

From an internet message board:

JOURNING

DO ANYONE HERE FINE IT HARD TO JOURNAL. I HAVE A 3YR OLD THAT KEEPS ME VERY BUSY. AND I FEEL I DON'T HAVE TIME.

I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRIST WHO STRENGTHENS ME.

Except, of course, spell, conjugate or punctuate.

I totally can't claim credit for that punchline . . . someone else thought it up. But I'm going to leave my sources secret to protect the innocent . . . and the guilty.

And then there is the message thread entitled "Homeschooling Mom's." For the record, I fully support legislation that would require that anyone intending to homeschool his or her children be forced to prove to authorities beyond a shadow of a doubt that they know how to use the apostrophe correctly.

But where there is idiocy, there is also sublime genius:

i have bought yard art as a wedding gift because sometimes i honestly cannot control how totally obnoxious i am.

i bought (thru the SkyMall catalogue) a pair of geese that came with matching outfits for almost every major holiday.

When I lie down at night and think over my life and where I have erred, I often think that god will forgive me nearly everything, but probably not that.

My secret source asked my professional opinion as a minister . . . would God forgive this woman for giving yard geese as a wedding present?

I responded that there is a high degree of probability that this woman actually IS God.

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	July 9, 2003 06:12 PM From an internet message board: JOURNING DO ANYONE HERE FINE IT HARD TO JOURNAL. I HAVE A 3YR OLD THAT KEEPS ME VERY BUSY. AND I FEEL I DON'T HAVE TIME. I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRIST WHO STRENGTHENS ME. Except, of course, spell, conjugate or punctuate. I totally can't claim credit for that punchline . . . someone else thought it up. But I'm going to leave my sources secret to protect the innocent . . . and the guilty. And then there is the message thread entitled "Homeschooling Mom's." For the record, I fully support legislation that would require that anyone intending to homeschool his or her children be forced to prove to authorities beyond a shadow of a doubt that they know how to use the apostrophe correctly. But where there is idiocy, there is also sublime genius: i have bought yard art as a wedding gift because sometimes i honestly cannot control how totally obnoxious i am. i bought (thru the SkyMall catalogue) a pair of geese that came with matching outfits for almost every major holiday. When I lie down at night and think over my life and where I have erred, I often think that god will forgive me nearly everything, but probably not that. My secret source asked my professional opinion as a minister . . . would God forgive this woman for giving yard geese as a wedding present? I responded that there is a high degree of probability that this woman actually IS God. TRACKBACK (0)		Your Words Tracy July 10, 2003 02:25 PM Bahahaha. hahaha.ha. Oh, my side. I'm dying ovah here. Casey July 10, 2003 05:06 PM Oh, I get it...it's a parable: The Wedding Gift is the bounty of Earth. SkyMall represents the Afterlife. The little seasonal outfits are the passage of time...and the geese are...they're...um.... Then again, maybe she should learn to like hot weather, just in case.... Gretchen July 13, 2003 12:28 PM Aw man, that is too funny. Both your stuff AND God's. ;) Holy crap! I just realized you have my face on your site!! Awww. :) Scott July 14, 2003 12:14 PM Thank you for making me laugh out loud for the first time in a week. Mwah!