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April 10, 2003 05:35 PM
Got this from my uncle in Oregon: Anti-Terrorist Day, next Saturday... As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America! IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON! Reminds me a little bit of my favorite e-mail forward of all time . . . With all the virus and scam warnings & false urban legends floating around, I usually just throw stuff like this in the garbage. But this one seems important enough to forward to all the women that I really care about. Men, I thought I'd cc: you so you can pass this on to women who may be in danger and keep those you love safe. WARNING !!!!! If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your tits, DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR TITS. This is a scam and he is only trying to SEE YOUR TITS. |
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